Formidable Unabashed Carnal Knowledge

In having my like page, I have entered into some interesting relationships. Other admins either love me or hate me. I flirt like mad, with seemingly males and seemingly females alike. I have no shame. lol. There are a few pages that I am now on their personal friends' lists, and there are others where the game is just to flirt and play. There is one who runs a blog, a hilarity filled blog. It's very flirty funny, blah blah blah. This is the conversation that has ensued that lead to now.....

Slut~ Seen it... not impressed. Babies freak me out... they are contagious... NOT ON ALL THAT. But my deviants will probably love the baby!!
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GG~ slut - 1, genius - 0
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Slut~ Slut- pimpskittles GG- playa in training. :O (Did I just type that out loud??)
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GG~ playa in training...you're funny.
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Deviant~ hmmm the slut wins over the genius how very unusual....
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Slut~ GG.. smooches baby... When you can keep up you let me know and we might let you off the porch. (I'm still waiting on my topic... facts? positions? craziest hookups? craziest places?? Make your choice)
Deviant-- Cause I'm a Slick Smart Slut. ;)
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GG~ email me: XXXXXX@gmail.com we'll talk topics smart ass. lol
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Emails:

On Oct 30, 2011 8:59 PM, "Ssilly Mcslutterson" wrote:
Sup babyluv? Gimme a topic to center on!!
*BSWK*
Your fave Slut


From: GG
To: Ssilly Mcslutterson
Sent: Monday, October 31, 2011 9:45 AM
Subject: Re: It's PIMPSKITTLES to your Playa in training

Good morning lovely! Alright, topic to focus on for a column is...
Why women are more freaky in bed then men.
Thoughts?


On Mon, Oct 31, 2011 at 3:02 PM, Ssilly Mcslutterson wrote:
That's easy... like super uber easy. Girls are freakier because we are more comfortable in our sexuality. Which means that it's no big when we get drunk and make out with our best friend, or when we're in bed with some guy and we make that snap decision that we're going to be that fantasy girl and we pull out the 'bad bitch' tricks. Because no matter what you've asked me to do, everyone still sees me as HOT. Boys on the other hand, guys think they can't get freak nasty buck wild and tell the girl to stick something in his ass (no matter how badly he wants it.) It might get out, and his boys will think he's a fag. Let's not mention here that sticking something in a guy's ass at the right moment, at the right angle, will give him the best mind blowing the-world-is-going-to-end orgasm he's ever had. BEST.NUT.EVER. There's nothing you can do to some girls that constitutes as 'kink.' There's some girls that draw the line in the sand twenty minutes before the tide rolls in, knowing you're going to push her limits and MAKE her do things she's never considered before. Girls like being pushed. Don't get shit twisted. You can't just take a dump on the next chick you bring home.... But if you are with a girl, and she seems a little freshman at the whole kink thing, try slappin her ass while you have her FDAU. Ten to one, she's going to go wilcat crazy and beg for more. Guys don't like to be pushed. Not unless they are to that point in the relationship that the sex is getting a little boring and they are grasping at strings to bring it back. They have to implicitly trust their partner, that she won't open her damn mouth. And even then, they get all bitchified about it.

Not to mention... some chicks are just attention whores... and we love it when the last guy is STILL talkin to his boys about the fuck-tab-u-lust things we've done to them, and how the new bitch can't even HOPE to measure up. Not to mention, this sets things up... if the last guy he did the right thing by braggin up how flexible I am, and how fantasy worthy fuckin me is... His boys want to fuck me now. And if he fucked up, and turned into a super doucher... You best believe I am taking advantage of that. ;)

Now... give me a thread topic that's not so easy. And not something I've already gone over in my own posts.

If you need schooled some more, write me back.... Or find Silly's profile on FB. I am STILL PIMPSKITTLES to your Playa In Training.

*BSWK*
~Your Fave Slut


From: GG
To: Ssilly Mcslutterson
Sent: Monday, October 31, 2011 6:09 PM
Subject: Re: It's PIMPSKITTLES to your Playa in training

that was way too fucking easy for you.

you down to do an advice column? i have quite a few. i think you would be great at it.

let me know.


ps - don't make me give you the o-face. lol. seriously.


Ssilly McSlutterson replied:

Sure! I am cool for that. Just let me know. I do most of my own bloggin/page upkeep/emailing/internet crap during the middle of the night. But I am on it. (what kind of a Slut would I be if I wasn't?)


And... "O-Face?" isn't that cute babyluv??? Little Playa in Training think he can pimp a Pimpskittles pimp?!?! Sooo fuckin adorable. I'd run your ass... You'd be dehydrated and whinin' like a puppy in the morning. While I was eyein up the next victim cause this bitch is insatiable. :*P

*BSWK*


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Now, I really really enjoy his page, and his blog and his funny as two idiots fuckin in a portajon advice column. I take it as high praise that he asked me to do a column. Now, if only I could get that damn O-face......


*BIG SLOPPY WHETT KISSES*