Full name ________________________________________________________________
Last Middle First
Address _______________________ Years at address _____ Date of Birth _ _ /_ _ /_ _ _ _
Hair/eye color _______________ Ht ______ Wt_____ Length ______ Circumference______
How much weight can you bench? ________________ How many reps is that? ____________
How long can you stay up at night?
__ evening sitcoms __ the late show __all night __until I'm satisfied
Do you perform oral sex? __yes ___no
If yes, what level of competitor are you?
____ "That's a clitoris?" ____ "I've done it a time or two."
____ "Never had any complaints" ____ "I can make a lesbian cum."
___ "Hold on, I can't see through your belly button to answer this question, flip over and I can put this on your back and finish this application."
How many people have you been with? ______
Give three references to your abilities and prowess. (Current phone numbers, and recent pictures also)
1.) ___________________________________________________________________________ _____
2.) ___________________________________________________________________________ _____
3.) ___________________________________________________________________________ _____
Please use last line to check mark those who have bisexual tendencies.
Have you ever had group sex (more than 3 people.) If yes, indicate how many were involved in said group, and how long ago it was. ___ no ____ yes _______________ people involved.
Do you have issues with having sex in public? ___ no ___ yes!
What is the kinkiest thing you would ever consider doing? In complete detail...
How do you feel about toys?
___ Matchbox cars have no place in the bedroom. ___ Are we using them on YOU or ME??
___ I am too much man for you to need a toy. ____ I own stock in 3 distributors, what you want?
Where are you in your romantic life?
___ Don't you think that's a bit personal for a piece of ass? ___ Meh, I'm doing me, til I ain't no more.
___ Not lookin, but if it happens it happens. ____ I have a house in the 'burbs & china pattern picked
When you cum do you (check all that apply)
____ scream ____ cry ____thrash ____ hit _____ scratch _____ moan ____ bark
____ go hard ____ kick ____ wiggle ____ convulse _____ twist ____ jerk _____ vomit
While fucking do you (check all that apply)
____ burp/fart ____ go to sleep _____ just lay there ______ faint _____whistle ______ scratch
____ talk dirty ____ get bossy _____ smack _____ bite _____ moan _____ go deep
What are your top two fave positions?
1. ___________________________ 2. ___________________________
If this application is reviewed favorably, what hours are you available? Please circle what days those hours are applicable on. ______________________________________________
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
Current phone number and email address and facebook. ____________________________
Don't call me, I will call you. I may be intoxicated, but if I call you get one chance, if you aren't ready, you will be bypassed for the next qualified applicant. Thank you for your time. By signing this application you agree that all answers are truth, under punishment of blue balls that will make you want to vomit.
Applicant Signature Date