Okay... so I have this question that I asked Ass about the other day, he really didn't help me, because once I explained he completely agreed with my confusion... I am puzzled and would like someone, ANY ONE, help me understand this... How many times have you said this... "This SUCKS DICK!!!"??? Was it for something good?? I am betting the answer is no, not even close. The term "sucks dick" typically refers to something of a derogatory nature. Correct? For example.... "Dude, that McDonald's sucks dick! It ALWAYS fucks up my shit." or "My phone is too old, it sucks fuckin dick." These aren't GOOD things. Right?? Right. I mean it's even urban dictionaried!!
Now, if *I* am on my knees, mouth full of your cock.... *I* am a MOTHER.FUCKING.GODDESS. There is nothing better in that moment than my amazing doe eyes gazing up at you, mouth open, and you can feel every perfectly pressured tug pulling you closer and closer to that apex.... I am perfectly capable of giving warhead. So good it's a nuclear weapon. I have, I swear on my sex drive, made a guy bust in less than 3 minutes from having my mouth wrapped around his dick. {And it's not like he didn't have stamina, because he did.... he was a steady fuck for 9 months.} I.KNOW.WHAT.THE.FUCK.I.AM.DOING.
This is where it's confusing for me, I mean, shouldn't everything amazingface and mind blowing be 'sucks dick?' I would never ever ever describe something, that is anything short of fucktastic, as 'eatin pussy' or 'clit twitchin.' That would be used to describe good things... very good things. Matter of fact, clit twitching (or CT) is how I describe things that are honestly clit twitching. The right cologne on the right guy.. FUCK that's clit twitching. Finding a $20 in you winter coat when you are flat ass fuckin broke... clit twitchin. Haven't you ever noticed when things are going right... you really do want to fuck more? BECAUSE it's CLIT TWITCHIN GOOD!
So, when something is bad/ works poorly/ isn't enjoyable, it 'sucks dick' and something is good it's 'clit twitchin.' I guess I can never ever ever suck dick again. Under no circumstances. Because nothing I do in bed should EVER be considered unenjoyable. Nothing I have ever done in bed has carried a negative connotation. I am not about to start now!!
Sad day for cocks everywhere. Until this shit is rectified... I shall have pristine knees, and only a thumb, tongue, sucker, banana, popsicle, or other such blatantly phallic object to suck on and make life a living hell for any man who watches me and/or kisses me. I will even take it a step further and call for a boycott of ALL cock sucking until boys understand the difference between bad and good. I can be a bad girl in a very good way, but not while doing something that's meant something horrible every.time.you've.said.it.
Appriciate the saying... and I may call for a nuclear war.
*BSWK*
Thats why I call fellatio a mouth hug or a blow job, and not getting my dick sucked.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend has informed me that I am not allowed to join in on this boycott.... LMAO... Apparently my skills are too well appreciated.
ReplyDeleteO.M.G. I am busting up over here and not over my Frosted Flakes either. That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI've never said, to best om my knowledge, that something sucks dick in reference to something that was bad/horrible. I'd like to use that term on you though, but in a very good way :)
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the saying, so...
*BSWK*
Honestly, I've never heard or used that expression.... I say that things "Suck Ass", when things are, well, shitty... Personnally, I think the expression is gender biased, as guys generally don't like sucking dick. In conclusion, if something is that bad, equivalating it to "sucking dick" is reasonable....
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I love this and swear never to say "sucks dick" for anything other then circumstances that you would call "Clit Twitching". And I do like this article and would love for others to read it, but just to cut down some probability that my wife might read this and want to join your protest. I do a good enough job of screwing myself out of it. Great read thought, I loved it.
ReplyDeleteThe term "that sucks Dick" is usually used by guys. And to guys that is the worst thing that you could do! To have to suck another guys Dick would be disgusting! Women don't think about it that way because eating pussy is awesome even if you are a woman. So ladies
ReplyDeletedon't use this phrase, and go back to sucking Dick! Sincerely, Horny Lil Devil
If you are a guy, and not gay, sucking dick, well... sucks dick. For us hetero-breeder types, it idea of us having to suck a dick is pretty bad, and the same could be said for the term "Sucks Ass". If you're not into that, it's a pretty bad thing. I guess the closest comparison for a 100% hetero-breeder woman would be saying something "Licks Kitty", which a term I've also heard.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this. I do not recall if i have ever said something sucks dick, but I will for sure be more aware of myself and it will never pass over these lips again. I think I shall join this rebellion though, since my boyfriend uses the term "sucks dick" a lot to describe bad experiences.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but I suddenly have the hugest boner.
ReplyDeleteROFFLMBAO @ MY SEXY-SLUT, THIS IS ONE OF THE FUCKIN FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ!!!....U ARE A FUCKIN RIOT BABE!! TKS I NEEDED A GOOD LAFF 2DAY....BTW, ME HAPPY 2 HEAR UR ON A "DICKIE STRIKE"....:P
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